These rave boys are so clueless they wear shorts for fall, fun fur so shiny it sparkles, beanies so loose and shapeless that they’re basically bucket hats. They’re so lazy they pair their dingy off-brand trainers with sheer black dress socks left over from their sister’s wedding. They’re so skinny they can layer two button-down shirts and a sweater and still look concave. They’re so stoned they think it’s an awesome idea to have multi-colored hair extensions attached to their jackets.